PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the real scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And the